menofletters: WHY WATCH SUPERNATURAL WHEN YOU COULD LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE AND FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!!!!!!!
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it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle
lameborghini: a game called ‘did my post get no notes because no one saw it or because it wasn’t funny’
blessthebutt: my favorite flavor of cake is more
midnightcatalyst: where can i download motivation
Plot twist: You wake up at platform 9 3/4, go through, climb into your closet at Hogwarts, end up in Narnia where you find a Hobbit hole in which The Doctor is waiting for you. He takes you to Asgard where you engage in a threesome with him and Loki. He finally takes you back to London at 221B baker street where you have tea with Sherlock and John. Then, you get killed by Moriarty and as you are dying, you can here it in the distance, Klaine singing "Carry On My Wayward Son". Then, you join Sam and Dean in hell. The End.
edating: yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
fleursdecru: skittyspostlimitblog: sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind...
sincerely-harry: my baby brother was really upset so he was crying until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
vampirevvekend: one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out
strangledfeathers: ibelieveinjawnlock: So I had a dream that I was auditioning for Sherlock and when they gave me the lines I was supposed to read I totally blanked and all I could think about was the Doctor Who theme song so I just started singing “WEEE OOOO” and everyone stared at me until Steven Moffat just slowly clapped. this is one of the best things i’ve seen in my life
themeghanchakra: psycheadair: WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF, PLEASE COME FORWARD I WILL FOLLOW YOU oHFMYCUK
chaoskirin: friendlydad: have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death Nah. I scream, “YOU’RE WRONG. YOU’RE WROOOONG!” and then set...
msjewbooty: when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad
slumcow: randomonedirectionfacts: DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME DONT CHA That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen
oreoprince: I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
bumpuff: So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
ender-friend: ender-friend: my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
pertlattimers: trying to remember my old passwords more like
keavyyyy: my personality includes ugly and no
My mom hired a transgender girl this week...
Co-worker: Did you know she's really a guy?
Mom: Not when I hired her but yes, I am aware now.
Co-worker: How could you hire someone like that?
Mom: Easy, she's adorable and more than capable of doing the job.
Co-worker: Well as a mother, I am appalled that he's allowed to work somewhere with people's children.
My mom: Listen here lady, that IS someone's child you're talking about. You are an adult. Stop acting like a child. SHE is a wonderful GIRL.
Co-Worker: Well I just don't feel safe sharing a bathroom with her.
Mom: Okay, she's transgender, not some kind of sexual predator. She's not going to attack you in the bathroom. She's obviously a better person than you. You know what? Why don't you go complain to management about it because your ignorance and hate is really pissing me off.
Seriously guys.... My mom is AMAZING.
calling the classic rock fandom
maccaheartney: if you reblog any of these bands, reblog this post. i wanna follow all of you motherfuckers. • the beatles • bob dylan • queen • rolling stones • johnny cash • 50’s - 60’s models and actors and yeah if it’s any other 50’s, 60’s or 70’s musician just reblog anyway and i’ll check your blog out
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
beefedcorn: “hello my name is benedict cumberbatch and i just walk around dressed as sherlock holmes even though im not due for filming yet and im at A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STUDIO”
me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
foxnewsofficial: foxnewsofficial: is it safe to eat chocolate from 2 christmases ago delicious