April 2012
me: i think it's time we have the talk
my future children: aw mom
me: when two people love each other very much
me: that means they are shippable
me: and if you yourself find them endearing to a level of emotional attachment
me: they are known as an "otp"
March 2012
xo-satan:
my favorite band, a haiku:
hey look they’re touring
but they’re not coming to me
motherfucker why
stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Ringo Starr lost his virginity at age 16 in a...
paulmccartneysexgladiator:
youllstayonthefuckinglabel:
hollyw1se:
barackobama:
ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama finds this blog and it makes his day.
We can’t speak for the man himself, but it made ours.
“you can’t miss somebody you’ve never actually met!”
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OH,
BOY
person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
theeppytomymacca:
Wait, oh yes, wait a minute mr. postman!
What do you want
can’t you see I’m busy
DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO YOU ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
DO I
School.
Everyone: who is Led Zeppelin
Everyone: who is Jimi Hendrix
Everyone: who are the Beatles
Everyone: who is Brian May
Everyone: Sexy and I know it is the best song in the world.
acfuckingdc:
If you think that Freddie Mercury is a bad singer then I’m sure you wouldn’t mind if we ripped your eardrums out and gave them to a deaf person since you’re not using them correctly anyway
When something happens in a fandom I'm not in: